Life is a play

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

Seven ages:

First puking and mewling,

Then very pissed off with your schooling,

Then fucks and then fights,

Then judging chaps' rights,

Then sitting in slippers,

then drooling.